Instead, I'll just state that I don't like being the 'last to know'. Not that I think there was much of a conspiracy, but hell. In the end, none of my business, anyways. </cryptic>
A Woman walks in to a pharmacy and said she wanted to purchase some cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide? "The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The Pharmacist's eyes got big, and he said, "Lord, have mercy. I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail, and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.
--From a mystery novel I listened to. These amused me too much.--
"Why would I kill someone I don't know when there are so many that I do who annoy me?"
"You know about men." ... "Enough to be baffled, fascinated, and annoyed by the species."
"You kicked my balls you ought to be able to kiss my ass."
"Food eaten on the run has no calories."
"I feel stupid." .. "No honey. You feel married."
"I never know how to act or feel when somebody loves me. I always feel inadequate, or just stupid."
"One never kids about monkey sex with chocolate sauce."
--From a friend (nf)--
and if we get too much of the same, it's hard to tell the b from the s.. you know?
and sharing means ... get the hell out of the trash!
Glowing flowers anyone?
Or how about we swim with dolphins and make the depression go away. No wonder I've always liked them. :)
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1) One thing you can't stand about dragoni82? That I don't know her as well as I'd like to.
2) Have you ever dated quinby? No.
3) Which president would choccyallo be likely to idolize? Carter?
4) Is glassfishy related to buggrit? LOL. No.
5) Are kunzite1 and vacillate going steady? Hrm, that'd be news to konstantine. She just got engaged. Or maybe it'd be news to Kunzite. ;)
6) How many monkeys could dragoni82 fight at once and win against? Oh that's hard. I don't know that she'd fight. She'd probably let them climb all over her.
7) What word best describes vacillate? Beautiful.
8) Could you see brawi and glassfishy together? No. Absolutely not. ;)
9) Are eduthepenguin and zerocat going out? Again, no.
10) Would alythe be a better ninja or pirate? NINJA!
11) What animal does choccyallo remind you of? A cat.
12) Where was alythe born? ...Ohio?
13) What is tyomniye's favorite movie? I'm gonna shoot for some anime, as I don't really know.
14) What would liccie do differently in your shoes? Walk. *snickers*
15) Does eduthepenguin do drugs? I seriously doubt it.
16) What is eduthepenguin's favorite band/artist? Again, not sure.
17) What do you disagree with brawi about? Politics.
18) Would you ever date glassfishy? At one point we might have.
19) If dragoni82 took over the world, who would be happy? She would. :)
20) Does minsies know brianamj? No she does not.
21) Has heidianna been to your house/dorm? Nope.
22) Is caiata related to you? That would have made my dating her interesting..
23) Does hisdaffodil smoke? She might be driven to it someday, but for now, no. :)
24) What do you agree with caiata about? Quite a lot.
25) What rank would derangedmoo have in a giant robot army? Captain.
26) When did you last call derangedmoo? She called me. I think the last time I called her was when she was in England.
27) What video game does kunzite1 remind you of? Megaman! (or sonic)
28) If daxayl were hanging off a cliff, what would liccie do? Laugh.
29) Does tyomniye travel a lot? Not as much as she did.
30) What flavor of jello would zerocat be? Strawberry.
31) Does melydia have a big secret? Depends on who you ask. She has a secret desire...
32) brawi's hair color? Right now, black.
33) Is derangedmoo friends with sihaya09? No, but I bet they'd get along.
34) What planet should wingedpixi be from? Earth.
35) Does vacillate have a dog? No. She does look good in a collar tho.
36) What song/movie would you recommend to ellisande? What haven't I? Since we parted ways, I'd say of all that I've seen Walk the Line reminded me of her.
37) Is quinby in a relationship? Not to my knowledge.
38) Is hisdaffodil dead sexy? Deadly sexy.
39) What is melydia's favorite game? Oh. I don't really know. Minesweeper? :)
40) What animal should hisdaffodil be combined with? A fox.
41) Is heidianna popular? Yes.
42) Is liccie single? No.
43) If tyomniye and quinby were spliced together, what would be its name? Quintissa. :)
44) Is tyomniye a college student? No, but she'd like to be.
45) Does daxayl have a crush on zerocat? Wrong gender.
46) Have you flirted with alythe? HAHA. Yes.
47) What would you do if hisdaffodil died? Cry? Go to her funeral. Honour her memory in any way I could.
48) Do you have vacillate's screenname? ...Well. That's a weird question, and I'm not sure how to answer it. But we'll go with yes.
49) What comic book character would dragoni82 be? Mary Jane? :0
50) How long would kunzite1 dating liccie last? She'd eat him -alive-.
51) How long have you known alythe? Since 1998 I do believe.
52) Is ellisande athletic? Yes....
53) Would you wrestle glassfishy in jello? I'm up for anything once.
54) What is kunzite1's shoe size? I'll go with 11.
55) Is glassfishy an emo? She used to be. ;)
56) What color should phloxin dye their hair? PURPLE! :)
57) How tall is tinarobin? LOL. Funny you should ask as I've had this conversation recently with her. 5'7" and 3 quarters. Remember, the 3 quarters is important.
58) What languages does tinarobin speak? English, mostly. Russian on some days.
59) Do you think bemocked is hot? She's ruggedly attractive.
60) How would quinby kill liccie? By getting someone to do it for her, probably a jilted lover.
61) Is ayradyss your best friend? She used to be. I miss her.
62) Where did you first meet derangedmoo? I have never met, but in the virtual space that has become my life, it was at a place in its second incarnation, whose name escapes me. Nicholai was the name I used then...
63) If heidianna took over the world, who would suffer? Oooh. Probably the living reminders of old memories. Those who still 'indulge' in the demons she has inside her.
64) Does daxayl drink? Yes, yes he does.
65) derangedmoo's eye color? Brown, iirc. A beautiful brown.
66) Which of your friends should heidianna go out with? Skotte. :P Funny enough she is!
67) Is michelle_cosman introverted or extroverted? extroverted, in an introverted sort of way.
68) Where would goblinkatie most like to visit? Hrm. I'm not really sure, so we'll say sunblade.
69) Is hisdaffodil a high school student? Not any more. :P When we met we both were.
70) What would goblinkatie think of skotte? I think she would be amused by his quirks.
71) Do tinarobin and liccie go to the same school? No.
72) Did ellisande break up with you? ...I hate you quiz.
73) What mental disorder does buggrit remind you of? Borderline?
74) Would ecchikun and ellisande look good together? As a study of contrasts, perhaps. Again I'm probably not the right person to be answering that question. ;)
75) What would caiata give kunzite1 for his/her birthday? Probably a video game.
76) What is lakos's favorite food? Not sure. Hrm.
77) What would you do if you found out dragoni82 has a crush on you? Honestly? Rejoice. :)
78) If hisdaffodil was a superhero, who would be his/her arch nemesis? Her ex husband!
79) Has brawi dyed their hair? Yes. Look up. :P
80) Does buggrit go to your school? No.
81) One quality you find attractive in dragoni82? She's endearing in her mannerisms.
82) Would eduthepenguin go out with alythe? I believe he might if given the chance. :)
83) Do you have a crush on zerocat? I used to.
84) Is daxayl 1337? No. :)
85) Thoughts on lakos? He's a friend, and a great husband to one of the people who can claim to be nearest my heart. For that, I will always thank him. We share similar qualities while being very different people, and I've learned from him things about myself. I miss him too.
86) If quinby and kunzite1 were spliced together, what would it be like? INSANITY. The hyperness. It would kill me!
87) Where was quinby born? Nebraska?
88) If choccyallo and skotte were Siamese twins, where would they be joined? At the hip.
89) What exotic animal would vacillate like as a pet? A sea turtle.
90) Would you make out with tinarobin? I believe I might.
91) What is liccie's biggest flaw? She's incredibly self-reliant.
92) If glassfishy had a superpower, what would it be? She'd be able to read people's minds.
93) Would brawi and bemocked make a good couple? No.
94) How would brawi conquer the world? With robots, and Catholicism. Maybe with a bit of kungfu.
95) What is bemocked allergic to? Nothing to my knowledge.
96) If michelle_cosman commanded an army, who would be his/her followers? Cecil would be her general.
97) What is liccie's favorite color? Black?
98) Would you set up kunzite1 and brianamj? Hrm. I think I might, if she weren't married.
99) Is sihaya09 a nerd? Aye.
100) Are ecchikun and caiata married? LOL. Not last I checked. :)