2) Italicize what you wish was true about you.
3) Add one true thing about you to the end of the list.
4) Tag five LJ friends.
- I miss somebody right now.
- I don't watch much TV these days.
- I own lots of books.
- I wear glasses or contact lenses.
- I love to play video games.
- I've tried marijuana.
- I've watched porn movies.
- I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (I'm not really the best person to judge that, enh?)
- I believe honesty is usually always the best policy.
- I curse sometimes. As opposed to constantly.
- I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
- I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
- I have broken someone's bones.
- I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
- I hate the rain.
- I'm paranoid at times.
- I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
- I need/want money right now.
- I love sushi.
- I talk really, really fast.
- I have fresh breath in the morning.
- I have long hair.
- I have lost money in Las Vegas.
- I have at least one sibling.
- I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
- I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
- I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
- I like the way that I look.
- I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
- I am usually pessimistic. (am I? ;P)
- I have a lot of mood swings. (do I? ;)
- I think prostitution should be legalized.
- I slept with a roommate.
- I have a hidden talent.
- I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
- I have a lot of friends.
- I am currently single.
- I have pecked someone of the same sex. (assuming that peck means kiss...)
- I enjoy talking on the phone.
- I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
- I love to shop and/or window shop.
- I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
- I don't hate anyone. I dislike them.
- I'm a pretty good dancer.
- I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
- I have a cell phone.
- I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
- I've rejected someone before.
- I currently like/love someone.
- I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
- I want to have children in the future.
- I have changed a diaper before.
- I've called the cops on a friend before.
- I'm not allergic to anything.
- I have a lot to learn.
- I am shy around the opposite sex.
- I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
- I have at least 5 away messages saved.
- I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
- I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
- I own the "South Park" movie.
- I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
- I enjoy some country music.
- I would die for my best friends.
- I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
- I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
- Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
- I have dated a close friend's ex.
- I am happy at this moment.
- I’m obsessed with guys.
- Democrat.
- Conservative Republican.
- I am punk rockish.
- I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
- I study for tests most of the time.
- I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met.
- I can work on a car.
- I love my job.
- I am comfortable with who I am right now.
- I have more than just my ears pierced.
- I walk barefoot wherever I can.
- I have jumped off a bridge.
- I love sea turtles.
- I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
- I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
- I am proficient on a musical instrument.
- I hate office jobs.
- I went to college out of state.
- I am adopted.
- I am a pyro.
- I have thrown up from crying too much.
- I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
- I fall for the worst people and have been hurt every time.
- I adore bright colors.
- I usually like covers better than originals.
- I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
- I can pick up things with my toes.
- I can't whistle.
- I have ridden/owned a horse.
- I still have every journal I’ve ever written in.
- I talk in my sleep. (again, how would I know? ;)
- I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
- I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
- I wear a toe ring.
- I have a tattoo.
- I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
- I am a caffeine junkie.
- I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
- If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
- I cosplayed or know what cosplaying is.
- I have been to over 15 conventions.
- I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
- I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
- I'm an artist.
- I am ambidextrous.
- I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
- If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
- I have terrible teeth.
- I hate my toes.
- I did this Meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
- I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
- I have lived in either three different states or countries.
- I am extremely flexible.
- I love hugs more than kisses.
- I want to own my own business.
- I smoke.
- I spend way too much time on the computer.
- Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
- Sad movies, games, fics and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
- I am proficient in the use of many types firearms and combat weapons.
- I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
- I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
- I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
- I have played strip poker with someone else before.
- I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
- I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
- I can't stand being alone.
- I have at least one obsession at any given time.
- I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
- I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
- I'm a judgmental asshole.
- I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
- I have traveled on more than one continent.
- I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
- I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
- I am a Libertarian.
- I could speak more than one language.
- I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
- I would rather read than watch TV.
- I like reading fact more than fiction.
- I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
- I have no piercings.
- I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
- I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
- I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
- I've been married and am now divorced.
- There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
- I like most animals better than most people.
- I own a collection of retro games consoles.
- The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
- I have hit someone with a dead fish.
- I have written/read erotic stories.
- I am compulsively honest.
- I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
- I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. And not been ashamed.
- I have gone from wishing I was a boy to reveling in being a girl to feeling like a boy again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
- I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
- I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
- I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
- I dislike milk.
- I obsessively wash my hands.
- I always carry that something significant around with me.
- Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
- I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
- Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
- I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
- I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
- I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
- Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
- I am a virgin.
- I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
- I still visit my high school teachers for advice.
- I met some of my best friends through the internet.
- I sleep way too much.
- I absolutely adore my spouse or significant other.
- I hold my pen incorrectly.
- I need to exercise/get out more.
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The screensaver of one of the *nix admins at work: "If Windows is the answer ... it was a stupid question."
http://www.eyezmaze.com/grow/cube/index.html → This is a cute, addictive, time-wasting game. People like
http://terrafirma.brokentoys.org/ → Anyone who is amused at politics meeting
http://www.kiwichan.com/avatars/temp/baconintheworld.swf → amusing flash animation. =)