My mother asks me, oh so hesitantly. "Jeff. I know you're into BDSM." (anything that starts with this sentence is bound to be funny.) I'm fiddling with something my grandma has asked me to do. I merely nod, wondering where the hell this is going. "God I can't believe I'm having this conversation." She adds unnecessarily. "I know ma. Get to the point." She then asks. "Well, for RP, I need a dungeon layout. I don't suppose you have anything generic but useful lying about." -blink- "Can't say as I do ma. You're an imaginative girl though, I'm sure you can think up something sufficiently demented. And ma? I've -used- the for RP excuse before. That's like saying 'my dog ate my homework', try again. Grandpa won't let you turn the spare bedroom into a dungeon." I snicker. She looks amused/guilty and says, "It is tho." and flounces off. Well. Maybe that last part is my impression of what she did, and not an actual accounting. But nonetheless. Still funny as hell.
Haven't had to mow my g'rents lawn since last post. Stupid non-rain icky heat keeping the grass down..erm. Maybe not stupid. Glad for it am I! I've also killed 12 mice and counting since last week sometime when I finally got tired of rustling and I figured out where the little buggers were feeding their family. Turns out they like ramen. No sweat off my back, I guess. I think there's still at least one more, but it's obviously the smart one.
I've seen Fantastic Four (Wee, he said, "It's clobbering time!") and War of the Worlds (creepy but very good) as well since then. Other movies I want to see that are coming out soon are Cinderella Man (okay this already came out) and Wedding Crashers (well want to see is a strong word. It looks amusing). I suppose I'll have to see Chocolate factory, but I have little interest. It didn't do it for me as a kid, and the trailers merely make me go, 'Enh. Depp is -so- gender ambiguous.' Who knows, the movie reimagine might actually excite me.
In entertainment news, the guy who played Pete Thorton from Mcgyver, Dana Elcar, died. Very sad, cause I liked him. :( Also, the voice over actor of Tigger died. "The wonderful thing about Tiggers is...I'm the only one." Thank you both for giving me good times as a child, and may your next lives reap the joy you caused in this one.
For the first time in weeks, I got work caught up last night! I promise that this means there'll be a lot for me to do today cause no way would day shift actually do their job and keep up with it. :P
Also, I've come to realize that I can't trust some people as much as I thought I could. It's really kind sad cause I'm already uberlonely. When all you have to do is think, enh. It wears on you. Need to actually stop having a pity party and spend some time cleaning. But cleaning is boring doing it alone. That's probably one reason it hasn't gotten done, is at least now I have something that'll perpetually keep me non-bored. On the other hand, dreading even the thought of someone showing up at my apt is probably not a good thing either. While I'm putting things on the list of shit I should do, how about find a time I can go to a gym. ;P
[little girl:]"You know what they say..." [mom:]"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade?" [little girl:]"I was gonna say life sucks, and then you die. But I like yours better."
Kid voice: "Awww nice story daddy, read it again!" "Wanna hear a story kid? Your mom used to be hot, could put her legs behind her head. Now look at her! -sound of beer being cracked open- Might as well start you early, here you go son." Adult voice: "Thanks Dad."
"War of the Worlds" is rated PG-13. Much of the earth's population is wiped out, leaving very little time for sex or bad language.
radio: "4 of 5 Michael Jackson's bodyguards agree, (station name) is the kid's favourite!"
http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/29108908/3052607 → DDR icon. Just cute. Move your feet!
http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/30361872/567509 → Place cat here.
http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/7735231/2160 → Mad cat love!
http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/30061597/4198402 → WoW: What would you do for an Arcanite Bar?
http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/27253660/2257230 → WoW: 404 Error, Rogue not found.
http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/31501772/3539817 → Yoda: WooT!
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a260/iharthdarth/kittenwub.gif → Darth and Kittenlove.
http://img249.echo.cx/img249/7973/indexphp1tl.jpg → Comic strip relating to those who WoW together stay together. Obviously this isn't true, but the sentiment is nice. I need to get someone hooked. :)
http://www.ratemyink.com/?action=ssp&pid=7723 → A WoW tattoo. Very cool, if painful looking.
http://img164.exs.cx/img164/403/catx8dx.gif → Them damn sneaky cats. Causing trouble wherever they go...
http://www.livejournal.com/community/lj_nifty/129337.html → For those of you who use mozilla (firefox), this works together with LJ, and might make your lives happy. :) Insta comment!
http://worldofwarcraft.com/community/chinaicoke.html → More WoW, this time china and coke and wow get together have fun. Some of the screens make more sense if I could find a link to the commercial that was at http://www.hydraulx.com/cspotqt.php?commercial_id=36 but it appears to broken. Anyways.
(more wow) Also, this is supposed to be the dance that the night elves get it from. Well, whatever. All I know is that there are some depths to which the internet should not be plumbed, and I'm not sure if this is one of them. I thought fish were supposed to on cars, not yer ass. :P
Ever get a hankering for old toys? http://www.cloudcity.com/index.asp is a beautiful site. I owned those!! More of the masters of the universe than anything else, but....well. I HAVE THE POWER!
All natural bug spray. http://www.allterrainco.com Supposedly it works very well. I want. Well, I want if I ever have a reason to go outside again. :P
Ever wanted to make your own pictures into stamps? http://photo.stamps.com There you go. :)
If you like flowers (tyomniye!), this is a great site: http://bbc.co.uk/gardening It even has a virtual garden in there so you can make your own garden up, print out the flowers and layout, and go to your local store. :P
http://mp3mystic.com → A webserver for streaming mp3's. Free version is only 1 person at a time, but still. Kinda cool.
And now hot wet naked time...then work. What a letdown. At least this week I don't have to work any extra.