My mother is a kook.

She just told me via yahoo that my g'rents would be on this side of town soon, so that I could give them back their spiffy vacuum cleaner without making a trip across town to return it. Very nice! So she ended the conversation with , 'I love you, bye.' then not a heartbeat after that, said, 'I didn't mean that to be flirty.'

No shit ma. Your my mother!

So. What to do today...