FUCKER. You and your pleasant voice. 'I'm sorry Mr. Melville..'
(in other news: my friend Lisa who just had a hysterectomy found out she has pockets of fluid trapped where her ovaries were. This hurts her. May have to drain fluid out if doesn't go away in a couple of days. Poor girl.)
At least I have cookies to drown out my sorrows in. Thank you hisdaffodil. And the honour of first birthday card goes to....My Aunt. Weird.