"Can't you settle for a style you like?"
"I'm too intelligent for that."
"Everything I could hear in a trial, I've already heard on my show." -Oprah, on being selected as a juror on a murder case.
"I like hairy chests, but I'm not about to go bop a six foot weasel." - Chick on Alias.
Sometimes he still had trouble with how to talk to girls. It wasn't hard to get them to come home with him, just to talk.
Some people considered what she did a gift. She wondered if she could give it back to them.
"Think of ergonomic the way you think of 'low fat.' There's no absolute, and there are no standards."
http://www.marcinpanpuch.com/fhl1.htm - round house. Coo.
http://www.gehealthcare.com/usen/ct/products/vct.html <- Get scanned. Get virtually operated on. ... If you're dead.
http://www.viewsonic.com/products/networking/wirelessmedianetworks/wirelessmediagateway/wmg80/ <- Neat tech toy.
http://www.incentiveatwork.com/incentive/headlines/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1000576152 <- Look and...listen.
http://www.engadget.com/entry/8143838859548140 -> usb radio. I want!
http://ozonelite.com/ <- Clean with the power of light. :)
"Murder victims have the unfortunate habit of decomposing."
"She's very horny and wants to save the world."
Squid love, it turns out, starts with a 5-foot-long penis and may include homosexuality, cannibalism, even group sex.
Males caught in nets may simply ejaculate in response to the trauma.
http://kershawknives.com/knivesTools/images/rainbowRO.jpg <- For the colorful cutter in all of us.
Honest love, which is the kind belonging to noble men--that is, to men with a good and virtuous spirit whether they are rich or poor--does not come from desire, but from the mind, and has as its only aim the transformation of the lover and the beloved, so that ultimately the two merge and become one.
The beast exists because it is stronger than the thing you call evolution. In it is some demon, driving it through millions of centuries. It does not surrender so easily to weaklings like you and me.
DYK: The peacock mantis shrimp has the fastest kick in the animal kingdom (51 mph).
DYK: A shrew, a human, and an elephant all experience about a billion heartbeats in a lifetime.
http://www.popsci.com/popsci/h20/article/0,12543,693558,00.html <- Fun with Al. Crazy fun. Check the video. ;)
"He's like one of those Easy-Bake cakes. Nice package, a cinch to make, but never as good as you want it to be. And smaller. Have you noticed that? Always smaller than you hoped."
Such ordering was the curse of sentience, an irrepressible desire to engage in an ultimately futile exercise.
Immortality was easy to attain..It was living a meaningful existence that was hard.
All things, when taken too far, become self-destructive and lead to failure.
Nothing short of a god would risk confrontation with [him]. In his time, he had single-handedly slain flights of dragons, annihilated entire faiths, left worlds in flame behind him. But he had been young then, and rash.
He considered just how much he had changed. A sleeper lock rather than just breaking the man's neck. He felt almost civilized.
Why eighteen-year-old scotch should kill the pain any better than eight-year-old or even twelve-year-old is a minor mystery. Not as significant as mother love or the female orgasm, but still worth noting for its transubstantial nature.
"Do you know any happy American women?"
I thought about that. It was a three-Scotch question without a doubt. The answer was, "No." ... "Do you know any happy Japanese women?"
"Happy? I am not sure. But I know something even better. I know many Japanese women who do not complain."
"I'll drink to that. One sexist pig to another."
She accused me of being inebriated and thoughtless. I accused her of something equally vile--sober and censorious.
Having slept with hatred more than once in states ranging from sober to drunk to stoned, I know that a couch with its lumps brings more rest and comfort than a mattress shared with a woman and rage.
[He] was not sure if one should congratulate a young [person] on having successfully killed the murderers of a parent.
"They will kill for them without hesitation. Be on your guard."
"There are always complications." [She] said brightly.
"I have too many years invested in you to start over again with some other thickheaded fellow."
"It's been crazy in New York City with the convention. We've had naked people in the streets, all-night parties, arrests -- and that's just the Bush twins!"
"I was going to breathe my way through [labor], but after 62 hours, the doctors were like, 'You need to have the epidural.' [The baby was] 9 pounds, 11 ounces. It was more like a sea bass."
Demons were difficult to kill, at best.
"We need a plan!"
"I advise, fight hard. And don't get killed."
"I built my life around you, I wove all my dreams with you as their center. And yet here you say... it's over."
"...giving good e-mail."
http://www.mycathatesyou.com/ <- The name says it all.
http://www.muchosucko.com/video-crazydddroncomputer.html <- OMG. DDR Fans everywhere can only wish. ;)
http://www.muchosucko.com/video-yangdoesvanhalenseruptiononaviolin.html <- Who said it was classic?
http://www.muchosucko.com/video-yoblack.html <- What neo can do in the afterlife...and how he entertained the kids. :)
http://www.muchosucko.com/video-agirlsbestfriend.html <- I wish I was this talented. ;)
http://www.muchosucko.com/video-whatcomesdownmustgoup.html <- If you don't know gravity exists...
http://www.muchosucko.com/video-dancevoldodance.html <- This is what *real* fighting games are for. ;0
http://www.bonjourproducts.com/btc/product_display.aspx?l=00100062008400000000&p=BJX01684&k=00100062008400000000&pn=1 -> Spiffy. Also measures up to 932 F. I like my roast well done, please...
Girl in a Cage <- For those of you who actually read this far, this is real content. Pretty poem from a very good book called DonorBoy. Hey, Cindy. You might be tempted to deviantart something to this?
Girl in a cage
Guards her own grave
She's safe from the wind and the rain
They carved her from rock
And set her on top
She's a monument to their pain.
While six feet below
Where the coffin-worms go
There's a cage of a different kind
With some shards of bone
And a scrap of her dress
Which is all that she's left behind
Tow girls in tow cages
But there's no girl at all:
To say that she's here is a lie
No cage can protect you
The future neglects you
And everything ends when you die.