Cooked both things for Easter, btw. People liked the cheesecake which turned out really well despite my fears. God love physics.
Got a lot of books from the library...but I don't recommend Cradle 2 the Grave. Well, unless you like super cheesy action flicks. ;)
"...There's more than just a discrete gay pride flag in the pencil holder on my desk--there's a signed picture from the cast of Queer as Folk. I sing show tunes in the hallway. I use words like gloriously when I talk. I smell good all the time." -- On clues that a man is gay. I'm half and half. I use words like gloriously. I know, because Bri loves me, that I don't smell good all the time.
But okay. He was a grown-up. Embracing a woman he craved more than oxygen while in the middle of a bed didn't mean that he had to take off her clothes and bury himself inside of her. <-- And now the mystery is solved!
(next few things are from an email.)
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said, "Implants?" She hit me. <-- I want to do this.
I don't do drugs. I get the same effect just standing up fast. <-- Me too.
Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."
I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know me here. <-- Yes, yes they do.
I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner. <-- *coughs* Actually I got her to sweat...
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? <-- A good question!
I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.
There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Shithead's.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
How come we choose from just two people to run for President and 50 for Miss America? <-- Hah.
Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?
Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled. <-- This sounds like something Calvin would say.
Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!"
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want. Then I want you to copy and paste this in your journal, allowing your friends to ask you anything.