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Current Mood: worried worried
Current Music: Wild Thing by Tone Luc
I have this impending 'time scheduled doom'. I feel like I didn't go into work when I should have. It makes me very nervous. And very awake.

>The Washington Post Style Invitational Contest asks readers to submit
>"instructions" for something written in the style of a famous person.
>This winning entry by Jeff Brechlin was the Hokey Pokey, as if penned
>William Shakespeare:
>O proud left foot, that ventures quick within
>Then soon upon a backward journey lithe.
>Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:
>Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.
>Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke,
>A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.
>To spin! A wilde release from Heavens yoke.
>Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl.
>The Hoke, the poke - banish now thy doubt
>Verily, I say, 'tis what it's all about.
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