You are a MASTER of the English language!
While your English is not exactly perfect,
you are still more grammatically correct than
just about every American. Still, there is
always room for improvement...
How grammatically sound are you?
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"I had a woman waxing my back once, and half way through she said, 'Do you mind if I take a break?'" - Robin Williams
"What I get most is, 'You're a lot smaller than I thought you would be. You're a little guy!'" - On his new status as a sex symbol - Viggo Mortensen
"Being shot in the face, I lost a tooth. Gums too. And my voice changed. There's a little hiss. ...Now this is the voice that sells millions of records." - 50 Cent.
"Richard had noticed events were cowards: they didn't occur singly, but instead they would run in packs and leap out at him all at once."
"Government is not reason. Government is not eloquence. It is force. And, like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master."
Oh, the PSA. Click on this Minsies.
Okay. Anyways. I hate fighting with friends. Especially friends who are special to you because then it hurts. I don't recommend it.
Something that's been percolating: Words can be stones, thrown across a quiet pond. Each word causes ripples, but the piles left behind need to be cleaned up, or else you've changed your quiet pond.