Playing in the NFL and admitting to having gay friends is like being in the Mafia and admitting you play poker with the Feds every Thursday night. ... Volatile Portland Trail Blazers forward Rasheed Wallace criticized the league last week for exploiting black players. Wallace, who is black, is making $17 million this season, the final year of a six-year, $80 million contract. Uh, excuse us, Mr. Wallace! May we be exploited, too -- please? ... aCAPella is more of a solvent of mystery. aCAPella dilutes it, so others can see better. My son had just seen the movie Toy Story and has asked for a stuffy Woody doll for Christmas. At a toy store, I explained that I was looking for a big, soft Woody. He chuckled and said he didn't think that existed. I told him I knew for sure that it did because my son's friend had one. He chuckled some more. When I realized what I had said, I left the store as fast as I could! | 
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