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Jeffery as a first name gives you a very independent nature, yet you are friendly, approachable, and generous. You can be a spontaneous, expressive, and talkative person. Generally you are good-natured, though at times you can be rather blunt and sarcastic. This name incorporates creative, artistic, and musical abilities, and there would be an element of originality in all that you do. You like to do things on the spur of the moment without planning or prior arrangements. Your spirits are buoyed up greatly by encouragement and appreciation. There is a tendency to be scattering in your efforts and you prefer to avoid menial jobs of a routine and repetitive nature. You are inclined to pursue good times and emotional indulgences to excess. Weaknesses in health due to the influence of this name centre in the head. You could experience headaches, or difficulties with your teeth, ears, eyes, or sinuses. Disorders related to the liver, which would be aggravated by rich foods, could also arise.

The name of Jeff gives you a very inquisitive, restless, seeking nature. You feel impelled by intense desires that you cannot comprehend or satisfy. You have had the desire to accomplish something outstanding and to do something very worthwhile for humanity, especially early in your life. This name gives you a versatile, clever, analytical mind, but unfortunately you cannot direct your interest toward an undertaking for long, as you do not have the patience and practicality for systematic hard work and attention to detail. You resent obstacles, delays, and restrictions. This name gives you ambition, high ideals, and much creative ability, but the intense dynamic nature is too often spent in feelings and in moods, rather than in constructive action. You desire to be your own boss, yet you find it difficult to stabilize your life and to settle down and be accumulative. Your feelings swing from optimism to pessimism. You can be very cynical and caustic, and you subject those around you to outbursts of temper and moods of self-pity. Your home-life particularly would suffer. This name has given you an appreciation for refinement, and the better things in life such as art, music, and literature. You can express a very friendly, debonair personality to strangers which invariably makes a very favourable impression. It has been your experience that once you lose control to indulgent habits, for example, smoking, drinking, or emotional outbursts, it is very difficult to retain control. You would be affected in the health through a sensitive solar plexus and nervous system. Nervous disorders, nervous indigestion, and stomach ulcers could develop.

Pentacon stares at me says, 'GM.' And I say to it, 'I can't, you fuckers. Fuck off.' And I pout. Weird dreams. Dreams that stem straight from hornyness, and dreams that are all about how destructive my current path is on, I think. As if I needed a dream to tell me I'm fucked. I need a new word, other than fucked. How about altoid. I'm toided! At least I'm tasty, if not sour and mouth puckering. Which leads me to mention I don't like the 'toid strips for breath.

Not much coherent to say, or even think. Scrub, scrub, scrub.
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melydia From: melydia Date: August 20th, 2003 09:16 am (UTC) (Link)
i think it's interesting how your name can determine whether or not you're going to get stomach ulcers. even more interesting how many of the characteristics do indeed describe you without being terribly vague in wording.
tangled_rhythms From: tangled_rhythms Date: August 20th, 2003 12:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
I totally agree. I'm reading this and it's like a checklist in my head going 'yes, this is true about Jeff. yes, so is this. Oh yeah, that's definitely Jeff.' It got really weird after a while reading all that and seeing how close it actually came to the Jeff that I know.

And the stomach ulcers? They're going to be self induced because he can't let himself be him. He's got to be SuperJeff and MegaMan. I love him to pieces, but I wish he'd learn he doesn't have to be Perfect and Always Performing to High Standards.
daimones From: daimones Date: August 20th, 2003 09:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
Bah. I can't get ulcers, cause that would make me like my mother. And I don't want that. Nope.
tangled_rhythms From: tangled_rhythms Date: August 21st, 2003 05:10 am (UTC) (Link)
Then you should take that big "SJ" off your chest and stop trying to be perfect and apologizing for being human and having human emotions.

Otherwise, it's far worse than ulcers that I fear happening to you.
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