I came home to biscuits buttered and placed upon my desk. She herself was sleeping, beautiful. I'm not sure if she woke up when I came home, she was responding to me, but only in very fragmented ways. "Did you get the last man on your list?" she asks. "What list?" she shrugs. Were that I could forget all the nasty moments and supplant them with the quiet joy of this.  You are "Welcome to the Caribbean, love." You're more than a little world-weary, but also intelligent and you keep your head when things get dodgy. You're everybody's favorite drinking buddy, but your stubbornness does get in the way sometimes. Which one of Captain Jack Sparrow's bizarre sayings from Pirates of the Caribbean are you? brought to you by QuizillaMy goddamn rock solid ghetto shiznit name is Sexxmaster Shizzlemah.
What's yours?
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