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An insect bit my ass.
Current Mood: indescribable indescribable
Current Location: dragoni's humble abode.
No, really. I and dragoni82 were out on her balcony, enjoying a bit of night air. Some of you may know that I do not wear underwear. I was not aware that underwear gave much of an ac bonus but it appears I was mistaken.

So, you know how jeans do that gape a bit at the waist above the apex of the back thing coccyx or tailbone? A flying bug of some random sort found itself apparently stuck. And reteliated by biting my ass right above said tailbone. Unfortunately all this did was make me smack my ass in annoyance and go 'OW!'. It died, which did not solve its dilemma, but left me with wondering why #1) my ass hurt and #2) having to pick out a dead bug from my nether region.

Enjoy knowing far too much about my ass this night.
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vacillate From: vacillate Date: April 14th, 2006 09:38 am (UTC) (Link)


I love you. Thank you! :D
daimones From: daimones Date: April 14th, 2006 10:41 am (UTC) (Link)
Your pleasure is my pain.

Now isn't -that- backwards.
annida From: annida Date: April 14th, 2006 11:12 am (UTC) (Link)
lol... hahaha, I can't stop laughing about this.
tangled_rhythms From: tangled_rhythms Date: April 14th, 2006 12:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
Jeff, you are a wonderment of amazing happenings. I shall be snickering about this for a while.

Want me to kiss and make it better? ;) :)

this would only happen to you :)
ladon13 From: ladon13 Date: April 14th, 2006 07:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOL. I know you tooo well. I checked the comments to see if you were going to offer to kiss it better.

Jeff, *giggles* I'm sorry you're ass got bit by someone other than tina.
tangled_rhythms From: tangled_rhythms Date: April 15th, 2006 04:59 am (UTC) (Link)
well, yeah, that's what a true friend would offer to do!!

wingedpixi From: wingedpixi Date: April 14th, 2006 12:20 pm (UTC) (Link)
and people always think im dumb for being attached to my undergarments and other clothes..... there are reasons... i have enumerated them.... they exist... they are not falicy ... and this just goes to yet again prove my point...
melydia From: melydia Date: April 14th, 2006 12:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
*laugh* "apex of the back thing"!
daimones From: daimones Date: April 14th, 2006 09:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
last night I couldn't think of the word coccyx or tailbone. :P
hisdaffodil From: hisdaffodil Date: April 14th, 2006 09:35 pm (UTC) (Link)


Great imagery there.

NOW you need to call me or email or something! I've been trying to get ahold of you, goober.

arafel_sidhe From: arafel_sidhe Date: April 22nd, 2006 02:07 am (UTC) (Link)
I am amused! :)
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