Current Mood: morose Current Music: Depeche Mode - Halo

And because of it, this gnome punting fun is more fun than it should be.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4132917269682489966&q=muppet → MNAHNANA! I love the Muppets.


What Force User Are You?
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-- Body Double by Tess Gerritsen --
What does one do with a priest in the kitchen? Ask him to bless the food?
If God wanted us to behave, he shouldn't have created temptation.
"Felons I can handle, but 14 year old girls?"
Hopeless causes might be seductive, but they seldom brought you happiness.
Attractive divorcees were inconvinient, discomforting. Either a threat, or a temptation.
A drunk uncle, a sociopath cousin, and a girl who grows up schizophrenic. Just your nice wholesome American family.
-- "A" is for Alibi by Sue Grafton --
There's something about running that satisfies a masochist streak.
--Forget where this came from. --
My girlfriend was dead in the basement, I had the day off... what could be better?
-- (about the above, the girlfriend was actually a vampire. ;) --

Alchemists were obsessed with urine because it's yellow and they were trying to make gold. Transmuting lead into gold is possible, but it turns out you need a nuclear reactor, not buckets of pee. → From an article in popsci about white phosphorus. ;)